But if We Don't Do It, Miss February Will Already Have Won!

The rank and file at the FBI aren't taking Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' (right) latest top priority too seriously.

Since 9/11, the FBI has been regeared to go after terrorists. So what would the head honcho at the Justice Department have the most famous law enforcement agency in the world working on?

Try dirty pictures.

The Washington Post says the e-mails were flying fast and furious around the Hoover Building as agents joked about the new unit dedicated to tracking down porn. Some of the non-explicit one-liners going around:

• Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four.
• I already gave at home.
• Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves.

The new squad will divert eight agents to gather evidence of porn -- not child pornorgraphy, mind you -- but the kind depicting and marketed to consenting adults.