If You Can't Score a Hole-in-One Through the Windmill's Spinning Blades, Then the Terrorists have Already Won!

Among the potential targets on the Homeland Security Department's list of things that need protecting -- is a miniture golf course.

Yep, the terrorists are out to get Golfland in Emerald Hills. All three acres of it. It made the same Watch List as the White House, Golden Gate Bridge, and Sears Tower. (San Jose Mercury News)