Thursday, September 30, 2004
The Arts of Politics
Franken Bowls Over O'Reilly
A Woman's Place is in the House -- And the Senate
Don't Let the Facts get in the Way of a Good Attack Ad
That's All, Oh, Yeah, Here's Another One
Stealth Spending
NRA Dogging Kerry
The Prices Will Make You Hot Under the Collar -- Maybe That'll Help
Scaring up Some Verbal Gaffes
Who's Side are You On?
Today in Congress
Jumping the Gun
Name Dropping
Earlier this year, Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA) wound up on the watch list. (WashPost)
Paying for Borrowed Time
Congress' Political Courage
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Getting Their Priorities Straight
Fake IDs
Willie Horton Redux
The Rules of Engagement
They include:
Candidates are expressly forbidden from using risers that will make them look taller.
The TV camera shots will be locked down.
There will be no "cutaway" shots of the other candidate while one candidate is talking. So you won't see "reaction" shots of the other guy rolling his eyes or whatever.
Each candidate will have his own make-up person.
Each candidate may have Secret Service folks and one staff member in the stage wings.
The President and Veep both get to have a physician and military advisor in the wings.
(Al's Morning Meeting)
Calling Off the COPS
Pork Barrel Politics? The Zell You Say!
They're making sure all of Miller's pet projects get all of your tax money they need.
These include several energy and water projects in Georgia, work on the Savannah and Brunswick harbors, cleaning up the Savannah River, university and science programs traditionally provided through the Department of Energy. (The Hill)
The Politics of Fear
Riding the Whiskey Trail
Classless Ad of the Year Contender
Cutting Edge Defense -- For 1983
It's cost you $100 million dollars, has never been tested under realistic conditions, and cannot stop a terrorist attack.
But it will defend us against the Soviet Union -- if they were still around.
Like most of the Pentagon's most expensive weapon systems, it was designed to fight "the last war," not the next one.
The Bush administration says it's needed now to defend against a missile launch from North Korea. But we've got a defense against North Korea lobbing one of it's 10 or fewer nukes at the US -- the 10,000 or so nukes deliverable on a half-hours notice in the US arsenal.(WashPost)
All We Have to Fear...9/29
It's easier to have people embrace fear. You nudge them, and they let the momentum of fear move them along. Then you sell yourself -- the politician -- as their hero.
It's a long hard haul for a politician to lead people away from fear. You have to instill courage and confidence in people by drawing out the better part of their being -- like the passengers and crew of United Flight 93 found within themselves on 9/11.
What's worse for the politician is that the individual sees his own strengths in the aftermath of fear. He doesn't see the politician as his "hero."
Perhaps that's why President Bush has never honored the passengers and crew of Flight 93 with the Medal of Freedom -- America's highest civilian honor. Perhaps honoring individuals who overcame their fear would make the President and other politicians look smaller to voters. And make voters realize they, not the people they vote for, have the real power in our country.
"All we have to fear is fear itself." FDR must be spinning in his grave.
Look Busy Until the Election's Over
Who Are We Fighting in Iraq
A Mother's Voice
We'll Ship You Overseas to Fight for Us, But Your Vote Won't Count
Your Tax Dollars Jammed in the Pipeline
Taxing the Truth
Closer Than You Think
Billing the Candidates
Guilt by Association
Speaking from the Heart -- Surgery
Watch Conan for Extra Credit
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
67% of the Reason Why I Don't Report on Polls
Negative News for the Native Son
All We Have to Fear...Is Going to the Polls
Bending the Truth by Warping Time
Getting it Right
Limiting Choices on Health Care
When the Great Communicator Didn't Mince Words
Not Worth the Paper They're Printed On
Kiss & Tell
Oh, Really, O'Reilly
Bound to be Gagged
Distrust "Ads" Up
Doctors Should Seek a Second Opinion
Twisting Words Until they Flip, and Flop
Come Back Shane
Give This a Listen
PolySigh
Pollsters on Hold in Florida
Rock Beats Scissors, Paper Beats Electronic Gadgetey Things
Oh, Now They're Worried
Targeting Terrorist Tactics
Political Science
Parroting the President
"The world is better off without Saddam Hussein." -- Allawi
"The world is better off without Saddam Hussein in power." -- Bush
Iraqi forces "are striking their enemies wherever they hide." -- Allawi
"We're fighting these enemies wherever they hide." -- Bush
There are tons more similarities. Now the search is on for the ghostwriter. (WashPost)
Today in Congress
Hurricanes Blowing the Budget
Monday, September 27, 2004
Hey, They Both Screw You then Take Your Money
The News in Black and White -- Or Red and Blue -- Forget About the Old Grey Lady
Squeezing Out the Made in American Label
Suburban Sprawl Leads to Midsection Sprawl
Putting Profits Before People
Red gets Pork, Blue gets Taxed
Abortion out of Context
Terrorists in Ads
Setting the Limits for Terrorist Exposure
All We Have To Fear...
Under the Pollsters Radar?
Debatable Memories
If at First You Don't Succeed...
On the Offiensive Against A Pre-Election Attack
Playing on Fear
An Iraq Defense Plan
One Downsmanship
Common Threads
Flight Log
The President's Flip Flops on Russia
Flip Flopping on Russia
For Those Who Don't Know Beans About Politics
A Presidential Primer
Political Money Going Down a Black Hole
Here Comes the Judge
Status Quo on Capitol Hill
Florida -- Just Like Old Times
Driving up Car Prices
Don't Piss on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining
Friday, September 24, 2004
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back.
Praying on Voters' Fears
Jesse's Staying Home on Election Day
Congress Has Enough Hot Air to Keep These Things Running Forever
Every Vote Counts
OK, This Time It'll Work
A Trillion Here, a Trillion There -- It Adds Up
GAO: Few U.S. jobs lost to 'offshoring'
Big Exaggerations on Small Business
Advertising a Saudi Link
Communist Take On Capitalism
Testing the Limits
Depressing Cover Up
Today in Congress
You Would Think HE Would Know
Washington Math
This being Washington, special interests unchained their lobbyists. Suddenly, lobbyists for agriculture, construction, and the recording industries began twisting Congressional arms to get their business declared "manufacturing."
Congress, having a low tolerance for this arm twisting pain, agreed.
The bill wound up targeting tax breaks -- including $189 million to General Motor's Oldsmobile division. Interesting, because GM closed that division last year. (LAT -- Opinion)
Cutting it Close to the Election
Thursday, September 23, 2004
Flip Flop
Heinz is Mustarding its Forces
But they Caught Cat Stevens
Military Treatment
Quite a Handful
But campaigning in Pennsylvania, President Bush said, "It's hard to help a country go from tyranny to elections to peace when there are a handful of people who are willing to kill in order to stop the process."
A handful, huh? All the car bombings, city-wide sieges, and kidnappings. Just a handful of people doing that.
Well then. "Mission Accomplished!" (USAToday)
Bush Camp Loves that Loophole
Bringing the Cold Warriors Home
Are these the "Foreign Leaders" He was Talking About?
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
One Man, One Vote -- In Theory
Campaign Contributions and Our Own Little Bhopal
The New New New Economy
Diagnosing the Candidates
Foxes in the Henhouse
Unmasking the Politicians
We'll Pay You to Say Something Nice. No, Really. Four Grand Enough?
Thompson's Real Deal
Can't Shake the Moon Shadow Following Him
General Hooker Would be Mortified
Bucking Conventional Wisdom
Follow This Logic
Then terrorists threaten to kill two American and one British hostage if all women in Iraq prisons are not released. Taha is one of only two women in those prisons.
Iraq's leaders and the US will now release Taha -- after the two American hostages have been beheaded.
P.S. The US does not negotiate with terrorists, kidnappers, whatever. Just ask all those guys involved in Iran-Contra. (LAT)
Social Insecurities
Seperating Fact and Fiction on the Campaign Trail
Blame the Mudslinging on Edmund Reade
All We Have to Fear
Today, our leaders tell us to embrace fear. We hear the word "terror" more than "resolve." We are told to fear every issue in the campaign -- another terrorist attack, the Iraq War bogging down, losing our jobs, or another tax hike.
Fear is the single biggest issue in this campaign. And that's scary.
(Related Article from BBC)
The Loophole Costing You a Billion Bucks
Today in Congress
Clothes Make the Man
Making Ends Meet -- On a $2 Trillion Budget
Cash-Strapped Pentagon Taps Emergency Fund
The Swift Boat Veterans Bend the Truth Again
Fundraisers Tied to DeLay Are Indicted
FactCheck.org Searches & Siezes ACLU Ad
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Hey, I'm Doing the Best I Can Here!
The Vanishing Middle Class
President Bush's UN Speech
If You Can't Find It, Grind It
If I might add, for those of us with standard transmissions, politicians jerk us around four to six times then wind up spinning their wheels. (Des Moins Register)
Running Government Like a Business
Rewarding Work
Hamburger Flipping (and Flopping) on Jobs
Al Qaeda and Iraq
Playing Politics
Secret Law
The Difference Between Iraq and Iran
An Ethics Complaint Against a Politician -- That's a First
Tax Exempt Groups Swaying Elections
Know Your Enemy
Mixed Messages
The Invisible Electorate
Kerry's Top Ten List
Filtering Out Voters
Timing is Everything
Lifting the Gun Ban -- Just Not Where We Work
Washington Selling Israel Smart Bombs
Medical Loophole Taking Your Tax Dollars
Cutting Tax Cut Extensions Close to the Election
Monday, September 20, 2004
Politicians Pointing Fingers, No, Not that Middle One, Gentlemen!
Can You Believe It? Politicians Fibbing!
Homeland Security Help is Gathering Dust
Tons more money has been used for questionable purchases:
- Missouri spent millions to buy 13,000 chem-bio warfare suits at $400 a piece -- one for each and every full-time law enforcement officer in the Show-Me How to Blow Money State, regardless of where they work -- and whether that town would be a terrorist target
- Colchester, Vermont (population 18,000) used $58,000 to buy a search and rescue vehicle capable of boring through concrete to search for victims in collapsed buildings where the tallest building is four-stories tall
- Grand Forks, North Dakota (population 70,000) stocked up on biochemical suits and decontamination tents, and are considering buying a $175,000 bomb-detecting robot.
(Al's Morning Meeting)
That Kadaffi Ain't So Bad Afterall
Stalking the Wiley RINO
John Kerry Goes to War (The Current One, This Time)
If You Boys Don't Behave, You Don't Get Dinner
The Polls are Already Open
We Interrupt This Program to Bring You Our Regrets
Conspiracy Theory
Campaign Cash Record
Campaign Finance Court Confusion
Firing off a Fine
Taking the Initiative
With Vietnam Over, Iraq Begins Defining the Campaign
The Electronic Electoral College
Louisiana Gay Marriage Now as Illegal as Cousins Marrying in the Pelican State
Save the Forrestal
An Army Veteran Fights Fires
$100,000 Reward
Smoking in the Courthouse
Eddie Adams Dead at 71
President Bush Lifting Terror Sanctions on Libya
Debating the Value of Debates
CBS "Misled"
Young People Registering in Near Record Numbers
Debating the Debate Schedule
A Tough Pill for "Big Pharma" to Swallow
Spies Like Us
Breaking Ranks
Could Trade Policies "Beet" Bush?
Today in Congress
Ad Watch: 9/20
Thursday, September 16, 2004
United Says the Sky is Falling
President Schwarzenegger
Springtime for Hitler
Your Rising Health Care Costs
The Diagnosis is Not Good
From Our Stating the Obvious Department
Letting Our Guard Down in the War on Terror
Hitting Iran
Ignoring Warnings
Candidates Going Over Their Time on Debates
Conservatives Still Boiling Mad over "Fahrenheit"
Get Ready for the Bush Tax Hike
French Kiss and Make Up
Senate Works Overtime
Calling 9/11 on Capitol Hill
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Where's the Money Going?
The Hidden Tax of Health Care Costs
"My Pet Goat"
The Memory Hole has the first five minutes -- uninterrupted and unedited -- for you to watch the president's reaction.
Jumping the Gun
First Green, Now Red, Yellow, and Orange. The Leaves are Flip Flopping!
Congress Gives Itself A Raise
Medicare Fraud and the "Liberal" Internet
Young Voters
Buying into the Ownership Society
Arnold Terminates a Gun
Arnold's Hot Mail
Will Womens Wear Daily have a Seat at the Debates?
Nuke Plants and Terrorists
Unwelcome Diversion
The Liberal Multimedia
A collection of some of the best campaign multimedia and ads from Election 2004, Politics today, and the best interactive features highlighted at Watching Washington:
2006 State of the Union Speech:
About.com's Ranking of the Best Political Humor
Al Gore (Lives on My Street) by Monkey Bowl
“Back to Vermont” by the Club for Growth
Bush Dress Up -- Video paper doll game where you can dress the President in different outfits
Bush Flips Out -- Was it "the bird" or "Thumbs Up" before the CAFTA vote? Jay Leno's take
Bush is Wired for the Debate
'Bushgame'
Bush Twins' Painful Speech to the RNC (WashPost)
Bush's One Fingered Salute -- Um, Mr. future-President, you make that "W" sign with three fingers
Daily Show: The President’s War with Words
Daily Show: Bush vs. Bush Debate
Dean scream remix
Four More Years -- Dean Friedman
Hammer the Hammer -- Democracy Radio.org game with House Majority Leader Tom DeLay
Kerry's Flip Flop Olympics
The Living Room Candidate -- An online archive of campaign commercials since 1952
My Achy Fakey Purple Heart by the Capitol Steps
My Pet Goat -- Video of President Bush continuing to read with school kids for five minutes after being told of the second hit on the World Trade Center (from the Memory Hole)
New Florida Ballot
Nuke Mapper -- Target US cities with varying sizes of nuclear weapons and see how much damage would be done. From the Federation of American Scientists.
One Finger Victory Salute: Candidate Bush flips off the camera:
The Onion -- Election Guide 2004
Power Politics III -- downloadable computer game that let's you run a Presidential Campaign for major candidates from this year or all the way back to 1960. Free version is sponsored by Rock the Vote, Christian Science Monitor, and the Gallup Organization. Kellogg Creek Software created it.
Second Term -- More cartoon goodness from the guys at JibJab
The Specious Report
Slap the Candidate
'Staffers'
Subservient President
“This Land” Video by JibJab
Triumph, the Insult-Comic Dog in Spin Alley -- The foul-mouthed fleabag hounds politicans and spinmeisters after the debates
Watergate and "Deep Throat" related stuff:
- A Watergate Chronology -- Washington Post
- Sights & Sounds -- Washington Post presents photos and excerpts from the Nixon tapes from the Watergate years
- Watergate Documents -- findlaw.com
- Video Report from the New York Times
- Another Watergate Chronology -- from the NYT
- Slide Show with Audio -- from the NYT
- Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Birthplace
- Herblock's History -- the late, great political cartoonist's take on Richard Nixon, from the Library of Congress
- Nixon Presidential Materials -- from the National Archives
“White House West” with Will Ferrell
White House Press Credentials Application -- WhiteHouse.org
Zell Miller Challenges Chris Matthews to a Duel (MSNBC)
Memo: Memo Update 9/15
$50,000 Reward
Sticking With His Supporters
We'll Smoke Him Out -- Eventually
Naming Names
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Making Government Pay for Health Care
All the Records have Been Released. What? Oh, Here's Some More, and Oh, Yeah, Some More Over Here...
Excuse Me, Sir, Is this YOUR Atom Bomb?
Telling Employees Who to Vote For
Shuffling the Iraq Money
Poll Vault
President Bush's War With Words
Stretching the Numbers
Terror on Campus
Drugged Out
Storming the Battleground State
What are You Talking About, Mr. President?
The Ads You'll Never See
You're Paying More to Cover Government Workers
The $3 Trillion Speech
The High Price You'll Pay for a Simpler 1040
It points out a trade off: A regressive system is the simplest, but it taxes the poor and middle class more heavily than the wealthy. It also discourages savings and investment. A progressive system taxes the wealthy at a higher level -- but encourages socially beneficial economics like home ownership and savings and investment. But it is the most complex type of tax code. (WashPost)
Memo: Memo Update
Demented Campaign Plans
Keep 'Em Flying -- With Your Tax Dollars
Flimsy Info Burned Colin Powell
The Candidates' Health Insurance Plans
We're Not Alone
Today In Congress
If a Tree Falls in the Forest, and No One's there to Hear It -- Can You Hire a PR Firm to Spread the Word?
Monday, September 13, 2004
Al Gore Lives on My Street
Powell and the WMDs
Andy Rooney Placed Fifth
Keeping the Smoke Filled Rooms Secret
Our Darkest Day
Who will Guard the Guardians
The Air Force -- as a Chick Flick
Tightening the Noose
Hampstering it Up
Time again for the political Hampster Dance. (MSNBC)
College Republicans Inter Michelle Malkin
Florida -- The (Spent Too Much Time in the Sun) Shine State
Six Feet Under and Eight Miles High
It's Good to be King, er President
Swifties Swamped with Cash
George W. Bush's Bermuda Triangle
Vote Early, Vote Often
Crime Rate Hits Record Lows
Watchdog or Cash Cow?
Calling in Your Right to Vote
1-866-OUR VOTE (1-866-687-8683). It's a free call. (NYT Opinion)