Heinz is Mustarding its Forces

Heinz corporate honchos are cheesed off by a Republican Congressman's claim that using Heinz ketchup would benefit the John Kerry campaign (Kerry is married to the widow of a Heinz heir). The company points out that this urban legend is causing it 57 kinds of headaches. Teresa Heinz Kerry has no involvement in the ketchup company's business. Meanwhile, Democrat farmers have been letting their scrub brush grow, refusing to use "Bush-Hogs" for mowing.