Hey, They Both Screw You then Take Your Money

What's the difference between a lawyer and a whore? One profession has been despised by the good people of hundreds of civilizations for centuries. The other sleeps with you for money. A Stanford Law School grad had a ton of student loans. So, investigators claim, Cristina Schultz began "hooking" on the side. Once she was caught, the feds demanded she turn over $61,000 in siezed cash to repay the loans. She reportedly charged $1,300 an hour for her, um, non-legal services. But as a lawyer, her clients should check if she worked all those hours. (Oakland Tribune)