Six Feet Under and Eight Miles High

Seems more and more people are lugging cremated relatives onto airplanes. The TSA -- which screens passengers for terrorists and weapons -- won't search cremains. They have respect for the dead folks. So if someone wants to hide a knife, gun, or chunk of C-4 in Aunt Edna's ashes -- it should make it onto your flight without a hitch. (Al's Morning Meeing)