Call this Number and the Secret Service Come A-Running

Parrothead Head Honcho, Jimmy Buffett left his cellphone behind at a Delray Beach buffet table. A busboy found it. He and his friends had some fun with it for about a week -- until the Secret Service show up at his door. The guy's friends apparently found President Bill Clinton's phone number stored in Buffett's cell and crank called the former President. President Jimmy Carter's phone number was in there, too. No word on a crank call to him. Still don't get no respect. (Palm Beach Post, HT: Fark.com)