Monday, May 21, 2007

Keeping America Safe from PB&J

Homeland Security has kept our skies safe from Rep Tim Ryan's (D-OH) peanut and butter sandwiches. The whole incident also resulted in some of the more bizarre writing from a sitting Congressman -- posted on Mr Ryan's blog:

"[TSA] took my bag and walked towards the gate thinking about the 4 or maybe 5 meals that she had taken from me. What am I going to do now? It’s not like I can just go to Safeway and grab another jar. I have .33 cents and a bag of cornmeal to last today and tomorrow."

OK, to explain -- the Congressman hasn't been cut off from lucrative lobbyist contributions. He's just trying to live on a food stamp budget -- to see how difficult it is. (Rep Tim Ryan Blog)

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