Jimmy Carter Makes "L" with Thumb & Forefinger, Holds to Head -- Bush Goes "Nuh-uh"

In what future historians may call the greatest sissy slap fight of all time between fifth tier Presidents, the Bush administration is tangling with Fromer President Jimmy Carter.

Mr Carter started the shouting match in an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette:

"I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." -- President Jimmy Carter on George W Bush

The White House fired back with an official, "I know you are, what am I:"

"[Mr Carter] is proving to be increasingly irrelevant with these kinds of comments." -- Tony Frattto, White House spokesman

Mr Carter says the Bush administration has reversed progress on "America's basic values." The White House calls his comments "reckless personal criticism." (AP vis Detroit News)