From Our "I Was Never Hurt by Anything I Didn't Say" Department. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,” Bush said. “They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” -- President George W. Bush, signing the Defense Authorization Act, August 5, 2004
Whatever Floats Your Swift Boat. Senator John McCain (R-AZ) is blasting the swift boat veterans who are blasting John Kerry in a new TV ad. But now one of that anti-Kerry crew is retreating from his criticism and argues that Kerry deserved the Silver Star. None of the Swift boat veterans featured in the ad served on Kerry’s boat in Vietnam.
The Candidate from the Shallow End of the Gene Pool. James Hart, the Eugenics Candidate who’s running unopposed for the Republican Congressional nomination in Tennessee’s 8th Congressional District, has a website allowing you to chime in on his racial purity views.
Unanimous Thumbs Down. Michael Moore can still run ads for his movie Fahrenheit 911. The group Citizens United complained that ads for the movie amounted to campaign ads against President Bush and should be subject to campaign finance laws. The Federal Election Commission gave the group a bad review. (MSNBC)
That's Show Business. President Bill Clinton will appear on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart but he’s skipping SNL.
