I am the very thorough NSA Inspector General. My interest in your privacy is flimsy and ephemeral. My new investigation of the spying that I ratified Will only end when all the perpetrators are beatified. And while my probe is going on, I'll tell you from my podium That any other prober should be treated with opprobrium. And anyone who'd like to duck a question with agility Can say that any comment would impede my probe's utility. And so, since both my counterparts at Justice and the Pentagon Eschew responsibility, and Congress won't prevent a con, I'm hoping your attention span is flimsy and ephemeral: I am a very thorough NSA Inspector General!
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Joel Brenner sings:
I am the very thorough NSA Inspector General.
My interest in your privacy is flimsy and ephemeral.
My new investigation of the spying that I ratified
Will only end when all the perpetrators are beatified.
And while my probe is going on, I'll tell you from my podium
That any other prober should be treated with opprobrium.
And anyone who'd like to duck a question with agility
Can say that any comment would impede my probe's utility.
And so, since both my counterparts at Justice and the Pentagon
Eschew responsibility, and Congress won't prevent a con,
I'm hoping your attention span is flimsy and ephemeral:
I am a very thorough NSA Inspector General!
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