Royal Pains in the....

Princes William and Henry reportedly punked Queen Elizabeth -- by offering to help her with her phone answering machine. Baffled by the technology, Her Majesty asked her grandsons for help. They recorded the outgoing message for her:

"Hey wassup! This is Liz. Sorry I'm away from the throne. For a hotline to Philip, press one. For Charles, press two, and for the corgis, press three."

That sort of thing would have gotten you locked up in the Tower of London under even more uptight rulers.

Technology, huh. Now, if someone can simply handle Sen Ted Stevens (R-AK) e-mail. (FoxNews)