"Yes, get your bids in for a fine contract to 'provide a tour manager to bring players and cheerleaders' to the Middle East so troops in Kuwait and Iraq can share in the excitement of the big game next Sunday."The contract requires an agent to round up two players from each of the teams -- along with two cheerleaders form each team. Since Chicago doesn't have cheerleaders, it allows cheerleaders from another team.
No word on whether you'll be paid in surplus F-14 parts. (WaPo)
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