Where's Vitter? Check the Hospitals!

The hunt for the sex scandal Senator is on! Sen David Vitter (R-LA) has dropped off the radar since word broke about his name on the phone records of an accused DC madam.

No one seems to know where he is. But Dana Milbank in the Washington Post lists where he wasn't:

• The Senate voted to confirm a federal judge in Michigan. No Vitter.


• The public works subcommittee on which Vitter is the ranking Republican held a hearing. No Vitter.


• Three Louisiana officials testified at another hearing about Gulf Coast rebuilding. No Vitter.


• Republican senators sat down to lunch with Vice President Cheney. No Vitter.

Back during the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Sen Vitters wife was quoted as saying she wouldn't let her husband get away with infidelity -- and said she was more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary Clinton.

Has anyone checked the hospitals in DC and New Orleans to see if there've been any penis reattachments in the past couple of days?