You Got A Heap of Explainin' To Do, Dodge Sheriff

They're ready to break out a Dodge Durango in South Dakota -- if terrorists ever strike Hamlin County. The county got a grant -- $26,000 of your federal tax dollars -- to buy the $26,000 SUV. It was money for homeland defense. Thing is, the county can't use the SUV -- legally -- unless there's a terrorist strike. So, all those tax dollars of yours are gathering dust, and rust, in a South Dakota garage. (USA Today)