Wednesday, September 08, 2004

NASA Lands on Earth

Perhaps the Bush team can blame it on John Kerry and those Hollywood liberals. Afterall, NASA hyped how Hollywood stuntmen would grab the Genesis spacecraft as it parachuted to Utah.

But the probe's parachute never opened, and the probe made what NASA calls a "hard landing" -- the rest of us call it "a crater."

The unanswered question is whether NASA, as the Genesis probe crashed to earth, heard Captain James Kirk screaming, "You killed my son! Klingon bastard!" (Reuters)

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