Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is charging 30-grand a pop for speeches.
And for $30,000 you apparently get to hear "Amnesia Alberto" compare himself to Lincoln.
Not only did he forget a lot of what he did while he was approving warrantless wiretaps and firing US Attorneys, looks like he forgot a lot about history. What was it Lincoln said? "You can fool some of the people...." (ThinkProgress)