The Department of Homeland Security includes the Border Patrol and Immigration and Customs.
But for four years, illegal aliens have been cleaning the home belonging to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff.
Their employer, James Reid, says he thought they were legit, because they kept clearing Secret Service background checks.
As he told the Washington Post, "Our Homeland Security can't police their own home. How can they police our borders?"
Mr. Reid has been fined $22,880 for hiring them.
If you have an extra napkin, please send it to Homeland Security. Sec Chertoff has four years worth of egg on his face. (WaPo)