Love the song circling them new-fangled Internets -- the one about how old Sen John McCain is. I had to have some kid show me how to use the Google to find it on the YouTube.
There's actually a blog that lists things younger than Sen McCain.
In fact, do a Google search for things younger than John McCain and you'll find 415,000 links.
Hey, at least he promises to keep that young whippernsnapper, Raul Castro off our lawn! (YouTube)